Jesse Eisenberg Imagines An Awkward Introduction

For a true case study of an awkward situation, just head to the nearest pick-up bar. Here's what not to say when introducing yourself to a potential mate, in the words of actor and writer Jesse Eisenberg. This story was excerpted from the audiobook version of Eisenberg's new collection of short stories, "Bream Gives Me Hiccups," published by Audible Studios and narrated by Jesse Eisenberg.