Mike Greenberg is co-host of ESPN Radio’s “Mike & Mike in the Morning” and author of “Why My Wife Thinks I’m An Idiot: The Life and Times of a Sportscaster Dad.” And he’s a self-described metrosexual who cares a lot about his appearance and lifestyle. TTBOOK producer Doug Gordon, who’s neither a sportscaster nor a metrosexual, but is Canadian, prepared this report.